Yes it's that time of year again oh and it's NOT FRIDAY Stupid idiot Rob doesn't even know his own flippin' birthday. It's SATURDAY ROB!!!!!! Geeze!!!! The 30th remember?

"Hey I look thin in this picture what gives?" Rob asked when he saw this picture. The face is certainly long but well... ah I know it's the camera angle. You've used that old trick too many times in the past Rob.

Also wash your hair. I know you say you have but I can't see it. Oh I see it's the lack of light in the room or something.