There's an election coming soon that could well mean the end of the UK.

Well that's all well and good but what no one suspects is that this is all a mask behind which Rob will bring about a new era of pain!!!!! Woo, this is going to be great fun.

You see on the night before the voting takes place all the major parties will suddenly combine and become the Rob Party. It's true you know this is not just some freeky nightmare I had one night.

The Rob Party stands for basically: 1. Britain will no longer be called thus but instead shall be name Rob's island.
2. Europe shall be renamed Rob's empire.
3. George Bush will announce Rob the king of America before being finally unmasked and revealed to really be a monkey all along. (I knew it).

Come on vote Rob. You know you want to be his slave. Right?