From the depths came a mighty squawk!

This morning there was nothing. Well ok that's a lie the world is as it should be only something was missing. Three letters and a dose of insanity. But there seemed little to show of this fact as the world carried on unaware of this outrageous absence.

Then...

With an almighty rumble from nowhere a rip appeared in the fabric of the universe revealing a dark abyss. From within the depths came a mighty squawk as a lone puffin of pure evil swooped and puffined (as all puffins do... look just go with it) its way into the world.

The people ran scared as this feather fiend began its quest to rid the world of fish. Oh no! Who could stop this monster from doing such a nasty thing?

From the rip in space came a lone hand then a body climbed out falling onto the ground with an undignified crash which he was entitled to.

Yes it was old man Rob back from where ever he had been.

Dusting himself off from abyss dust (yes abysses tend to be dusty), Rob looked upon the terror the winged menace was inflicting upon the people and with a strained effort he too took to the skies.

"Puffin," he screamed. "You're mine!"