So where have I been?

Well Rob's not too sure himself. I kinda found him wondering the streets going on and on about puffins... poor guy. 

You know it's funny how the web changes after only a few years. Once upon a time Youtube was seen as somewhere to post your movies where no one will watch them (except videos of cats) and now it's just people playing video games (and posting movies where no one will watch them). How Facebook was seen as yet another way to keep in contact with friends post high school and now it's where people pretend they understand politics.

What's this got to do with puffins? Well it seems, according to Rob, that there's some kind of government conspiracy (again) where puffins are trying to control our minds for some reason. They are doing this via the internet and we're all doomed for some other reason.

Poor Rob seems he's gone a bit too batty in his old age. Maybe if I punch him in the face hard enough he might return to normal... nope now he's drooling. Worth a shot. 

I'll report back asap with an update on the nutter's status.