ROB'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

BE WARNED. THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS WORDS WHICH HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED RANDOM AND BAD ENGLISH. PEOPLE WHO FEAR THIS SORT OF THING SHOULD READ ON NOW!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! AREN'T WE EVIL.

At midnight the world waited and longed. They stood out in the dark and cold streets waiting. United in thought and being. They waited as the clock neared zero. They counted down the last ten seconds together. One voice, so many people. Even the heavy fall of snow could not cool the warm glow of joy from those people. When the zero was reached the crowed exploded. Exploded with happiness. The tension in their bodies were too much for them. And now they let it out. For today was the day they celebrated together the day the Rob was brought into this world. That stubborn little, whinny little, spoilt little, ungrateful little, distructive little... And they never looked back.

Yes today is Rob's birthday and the party is roaring through the night. Well I know it's not night there where you are but it is night here I'll have you know. And now for your part. Rob would like you to send all your hard earned money to me. Yes that's right. To me, not Rob. Who am I? Well let's just say I'm an old friend who is named Tim awjhekj darn it. Ok ok I'll level with you. I don't exist and no, don't send me any money.

Rob has a plan. He thought through the night and came up with it. THE LAND OF ROB. A brand new main page blog. More randomness, more insanity than ever before. And unlike ROB ON THE NET, there will not be any seriousness of any kind. AT ALL!!!!!! But wait there's more. Rob has plans for more web sites (or blogs if you want to be correct, people, tuch!) There will be more on this later. I know you can't be bothered reading so much crap right not so I'll get back to the party. I'm affraid Rob can't write anything right now. He's a bit, erm how shall I put it, drunk right now. I mean how is that possible? Getting drunk by drinking apple juice? What? That's not apple juice? Whatever.