Awake

From under the rubble came a deep groan. The Rob, it seemed, had decided to wake up at long last. Removing the masses of concrete and bodies with his unnatural strength (that I've decided Rob has for the bases of this tale) he surveyed his surroundings.

Yes it had been a great battle. Long and hard won. Won? It felt like it for sure yet somehow it seemed wrong. What was this battle about? How long was it fought? Against who was it fought and why? Maybe that is best left unknown. Squids probably. Isn't it always?

Rob's world was in ruins but that was nothing new. Soon it would be a wonderous world of domination with Rob in control (which is often the way of things let's face it).

With a deep sigh Rob began the epic clean up.