What's been happening to Rob?

Oh such terrible things have been happening here since last Rob spoke. He has become old! Oh so old and ancient. Oh the shame ooooh the terror. No he's not 30! Get out of here he's not that old. He's 95 I'll have you know! It's face cream that's the key... eh? What face cream? Nah trade secret not telling you! Only Rob may know and *sniff* he won't even tell me.

Anyway in the last near 10 years Rob has been on a most epic journey. Maybe someday I'll tell the tale. Maybe someday this site will have some logic to it. Maybe Rob will stop speaking in third person but...pffft that would be boring.