Newsflash!!! The world is a giant coffee bean!

Scientists have finally come round to the idea that the world is infact a giant coffee bean!

As published in the journal of gibberish Dr. McSomething has confirmed that the world as we know it is not infact the world at all.

"You see coffee comes from plants which grow in the ground but if the world is not coffee then where do these beans come from?" Dr. McSomething claimed in his essay.

However Prof. Whocares of Icantthinkofaname University disputes these claims. "This is preposterous! We all know the world is a giant tea leaf."

This new debate reached a peak when NASA decided to intervene. One of their top scientists insisted that "We do know what the world is made of. Infact we have photographic evidence that the world is not a tea leaf. Such an idea is laughable. Also who are you and how did you get in here?"

So it seems that the world may infact be a giant coffee bean. More as this story unfolds.