The coffee bean world!

Protest have risen in the last few weeks demanding that we stop mining the world of its coffee bean center.

Tea drinkers have declared that coffee drinkers are destroying the world as they continue to mine for it's sweet brown goodness. Mmmmm. Sir Bean, owner of the world's largest coffee mine had this to say "I think this is silly. The world has plenty of coffee to go around. Infact the act of drinking coffee is what keeps the world spinning."

However tea drinkers across the globe were not so impressed. "I gave up coffee a long time ago for health reasons and I feel fine. But it's just not the same! Oh father what have I done?! Give me a coffee someone!!" We quickly provided this protester with a latte.

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