Anyone remember back to the 4th of October? It seems so long ago now. We were told of a cold winter a head and Rob basicly condemmed that idea. How wrong he was. Like all bad things, it has to end sometime and it seems that spring is showing it's first signs. Oh boy how it snowed and snowed. Sadly I missed it all as I was alseep in that hole I found in my neighbour's garden. Well now that I am awake after my hibernation and have been well fed by my neighbour's cuboard I shall say this now. LET'S BRING ON THE MADNESS!!!!!

Old Kev' The Chair has finaly admitted defeat serving under Rob. The slightly uncomfortable, creaking, never fully trustworthy, could have collasped at any moment, feet crushing, man eating, lovely chair today went "bang" and knocked Rob off. Our camera wasn't ready so Rob's tearful face could not be shown. The chair is now in no way able to support anyone anymore. And so we say sort of good bye seeing as the chair is going nowhere (yet).

Disaster as smile from Rob's face has gone but poor spelling remains.

A major setback has halted the filming of Rob's experimental animation film about some lego men due to be finished and shown on Rob's videos before the end of spring. The reason for this annoyance is the free software that Rob used to convert movie files from quicktime to windows media has somehow after months of fine work stopped working. After trying several ways to restore the software to it's full working order even Rob has to admit defeat. He sent an e-mail to the people who made the software and hopes for an answer to this problem soon. The actual animation side of this experimental film can still be achieved but the film will never be completed without the movie files. So because of this set back the crappy blurry lego film will be on hold until this problem is sorted or another free software for converting files can be found.

In other news I can't stop laughing at Rob's face there. His hair is in a mess for one thing and so on. Yes we are all laughing at Rob as he shakes with rage while we bloke him from destroying the computer and me.

Good news over here. It's stopped snowing for now. Could this mean that spring will finaly get here? We at Rob got together behind Rob's back to make a poll. Here's the result. 100% of the votes say that "Rob is a large smelly being who should be avoided at all costs." Now we wait until Rob turns on his computer and sees this message. His reaction will be noted and handed into a science mag. If his reaction is to change the password for this site and thusly stop us from writting anything else like this on it then we can honestly say that it was worth it.

Rob no like.

Having made various enemies with house hold goods Rob can honestly say say that out of all of them he for some unexplained reason his strongest dislike is of phones. Quite odd isn't it. He has nothing against phones but he somehow hates answering or calling on them.

I bet that's something you never knew about Rob eh?

The Rob who goes through various styles to find on that suits him. So far no success. But there are some things that he can't be blamed for.

I'm back and I'm erm... The same as always!!!!!!!


Having Robonthenet and Thelandofrob is like having two children. Along comes the first and you give it all your attention, then along the next one and you give it most of the attention. But you must never forget the first.

Robonthenet is the first, the original, the mess of development with mistakes and style change and dead sites attached but none the less it is my site and it's come too far to be left now. And by popular demand (two people here and one on the forum. Just goes to show how unfamous I am.) I sart this site again.

Sniff. What an emotional speech. Do I get an oscar for that? No? What? You're joking.