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Monday, January 22, 2007

ding dong bells Rob's down a well

While on a walk one day the great Rob fell into a deep well. There he swum for hours until he was rescued later. The end. It's a mini adventure.

Here's another.

Rob typed a small story on Robonthenet. The next day a friendly lawyer came to his door. Rob got sued for millions by Mini for saying "it's a mini adventure." The end. It's a mini adventure.

Ah one more can't hurt.

Rob got sued again for saying "it's a mini adventure again." The end. It's a mini adventure."

The fourth tail is currently being written in court. It's not a mini adventure yet.

so cold and getting colder. buzz off winter.

Storm after storm, tree after fallen over tree. It just won't end. Around and around it goes never beginning never ending....if that makes sense. Well it stopped now. Ah all I just said makes no sense anymore now. That was dumb of me. It's now clear skied and bitterly cold.

It's so depressing evening Robonthenet has been in and out of hibernation.

Yawn. So bored. Every year we go through the same thing- Rob get out of the oven it won't warm you up it'll seriously burn you!!!!!! Better. What? No you can't sleep all winter you need to get to your desk and waist time typing random nonsense in third person narration and at the same time make the odd point. Oh yes and confuse the readers by saying things like what I just said so it seems as though there is just Rob.

The big question. Is there only Rob? Hardly there's me isn't there? See what I mean about confusing you all.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Wait for a long time and three come at once.

3 posts at once. And look the Rob sleeps after his long hard day of er being Rob. Well you know what they say. Let sleeping Rob's lie. Ha ha ha ha.... Ok that was poor.



Oh how the storm raged that day. Oh how Rob's pitiful roof leaked. Oh how... sorry can't think of anything else.

It was on this stormy day that while with his parents, the great Rob agreed to go to that er you know the big place with screens.

A rather unfairly reviewed film awaited him this day. The scotsman (that a newspaper by the way) gave the film only 2 stars. But we at Rob hardly care about the scotsman's reviews anymore mainly because often because they give rather unfair ones. Also reviews are only one person's opinion so in fact a film receiving few stars may in fact be brilliant. This film wasn't brilliant.

It was Miss Potter. Not a bad film at all let's be fair. And yes before you asked I wrote this only for the picture.

Not a bad picture now is it and i think... Yes I think my first day working here isn't going well. I think Rob's given me the boot.

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Robonthenet has gone beta it seems. A new version of blogger and I must say I don't see the point. Besides it took away that "most recently updated blog" section that we rush back to every time we post something to see if we made it. We have once. Oh that was a great day. But worse. Where's that "blogs of note" bit? We all need a dream and that was Rob's. Still it's probably around somewhere.

Here's a bit of news. Someone wrote about us on wikipedia last week. Ok ok Rob did it for a laugh. It's gone now by the way but still it was interesting. A quick sign up and a quick type and bingo. It was fun while it lasted.

Rob is still creating this site and is learning about it as he goes. But there is along way to go still.

 
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