Wow a new harry potter book..........er should I be excited? Nah I'll just be normal

Now before you say: "Oh how can you sink so low to reading and admit to reading a child's book" I must say: admit it nearly everyone's read one of them. Even those who don't read books has read one. And now there's a new one.

People went nuts over the last Harry Potter book. Why? It's was THE most boring in the series. On and on it went going nowhere. Every now and then an event would happen and you'd think: "yes it's going to get interesting now" but did it? Did it fudge cakes. And what an ending. I must say that was an ending I hated. True it meant the story can go off in a new direction and all that but... *spoilers you have been warned*


... why did that snape guy turn evil? I thought he was meant to be the sort of reform criminal. you know that whole idea. Where he would be a very unnice guy but be on the hero's side all the time. That ending really bugged.
*spoiler ends*

You know I couldn't help but feel the author hadn't really planned the story to be as long as it was. You get that impression by how long it dragged. The book before was the best (I say) since it was more plot based and saw Potter's wonderful world come crashing down around him. But this one. Yawn.

I type this because I found a "Pre-order" ad lying on my floor from somewhere, i forget where. And I just thought if the next one was as dull as the last... Yep Potter can go and die in it, as it'll be the only interesting thing you'll read in it.

Ah venting annoyance is fun. That book took a few weeks out of my life (I kept putting it down out of boredom) and I want them back.

The Slipped Knot

No posts for weeks. Why Rob why?

We're all angry at you. Why have you deserted us? What's that you haven't? You were working on sideline projects. Such as? Oh The slipped knot. Well that's ok then isn't it.



Well any long time fans of Rob still around these days remember Rob mentioning a live action film codenamed project tre-vile this isn't it. But it is good for a laugh. Partly because of Rob putting on a high pitched voice but mainly for the other guy, Mr X.

Robonthenet is mentioned on the poster and film because originally this film was to be an exclusive release for Rob's videos page but while Rob's partner in Team Sponkel thought it would be better to post it on youtube for everyone to see. So there it is.

Click here to see the film.

There's an election coming soon that could well mean the end of the UK.

Well that's all well and good but what no one suspects is that this is all a mask behind which Rob will bring about a new era of pain!!!!! Woo, this is going to be great fun.

You see on the night before the voting takes place all the major parties will suddenly combine and become the Rob Party. It's true you know this is not just some freeky nightmare I had one night.

The Rob Party stands for basically: 1. Britain will no longer be called thus but instead shall be name Rob's island.
2. Europe shall be renamed Rob's empire.
3. George Bush will announce Rob the king of America before being finally unmasked and revealed to really be a monkey all along. (I knew it).

Come on vote Rob. You know you want to be his slave. Right?

Rob's sort of large surprise

Yes remember that thing I mentioned a while back? Sorry we've been busy here and so few posts. Sorry. we really are by the way.

Anyway here's the great surprise: Click here and see.


Incase anyone has a great memory Rob did mention some project code named "project tre-vile" This isn't it but there you go.

Enjoy and we'll begin posting stuff. Woo.

This is the end!!!

Yes after today there will be no more Robonthenet. Yep we've had enough and have quietly murdered Rob. Think it's for the best don't you? Anyway bye all.





April fool!!!!!!

Sorry but Robonthenet will never end. At least not now anyway. We had to say that some time. It's the law that there must be at least one april fools joke and you know that's true. It's Rob's law and we're sticking to it.