ROB'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

BE WARNED. THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS WORDS WHICH HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED RANDOM AND BAD ENGLISH. PEOPLE WHO FEAR THIS SORT OF THING SHOULD READ ON NOW!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! AREN'T WE EVIL.

At midnight the world waited and longed. They stood out in the dark and cold streets waiting. United in thought and being. They waited as the clock neared zero. They counted down the last ten seconds together. One voice, so many people. Even the heavy fall of snow could not cool the warm glow of joy from those people. When the zero was reached the crowed exploded. Exploded with happiness. The tension in their bodies were too much for them. And now they let it out. For today was the day they celebrated together the day the Rob was brought into this world. That stubborn little, whinny little, spoilt little, ungrateful little, distructive little... And they never looked back.

Yes today is Rob's birthday and the party is roaring through the night. Well I know it's not night there where you are but it is night here I'll have you know. And now for your part. Rob would like you to send all your hard earned money to me. Yes that's right. To me, not Rob. Who am I? Well let's just say I'm an old friend who is named Tim awjhekj darn it. Ok ok I'll level with you. I don't exist and no, don't send me any money.

Rob has a plan. He thought through the night and came up with it. THE LAND OF ROB. A brand new main page blog. More randomness, more insanity than ever before. And unlike ROB ON THE NET, there will not be any seriousness of any kind. AT ALL!!!!!! But wait there's more. Rob has plans for more web sites (or blogs if you want to be correct, people, tuch!) There will be more on this later. I know you can't be bothered reading so much crap right not so I'll get back to the party. I'm affraid Rob can't write anything right now. He's a bit, erm how shall I put it, drunk right now. I mean how is that possible? Getting drunk by drinking apple juice? What? That's not apple juice? Whatever.

A Rob to the past.

Take a look back at the start of Robonthenet and we see that it has come quite a long way in a short space of time. Look, a year old and can you see the difference. We now have clearer pictures, two challenges which people do take part in, over a thousand visitors. Rob on the net was not always as it is now. Let's have a short look back. When I first began this blog I had no real idea what to do with it. I was informed about Blogger from Brins and thusly signed up at once. I havn't regreated it yet. There was a time when I could truthfully say that I had the only sites called Robonthenet but recently I have found another site with that name. Some guy named Rob stole my name. But the reason Robonthenet is called this is because when I was younger I created a sort of website which never went on the internet. Nagged for a name, the person who had showed me how to do it came up with the name "robonthenet" and I named this page in memory of that old disaster. Anyway when I began this page it had a different background. I changed it because it was the kind which no one could like after looking at for more than a few minutes. I found the one I have now and thought that it would a good relaxing background which would do well. Saddly in doing this I had to give up my old webcounter. But again I found a better one in it's place. When I was new at this there were few to no visitors here at all. Whole months would go by and no comments at all. But I think the site really started going was when I introduced the challenges. To my amazment people turned up and entered. Not all the challenges have been entered saddly but that doesn't matter now. When I figured out how to post the pictures my very fuzzy face was shown. Now I could use expressions to show the differences of styles between posts. The reason that I only used my face was because the camera was a web cam the cable would get tangled up if I moved it and so on. Now we have a new cam, a digital cam that I can move around I'm trying to find different things to replace the old. And someone told me that I should use other photos apart from ones with my face. Still in the past year we have had good times: I remember the day when other ten people turned up while I was there and I even commented live to them. I think I even made an enemy that day. That's a bad thing. And a religious enemy at that. Oh you don't want them. They consider you evil and so on and won't speak to you afterwards. Even if you beg for forgiveness. No affence. But I have tried to get on speeking terms with that teenager with no sucess. But another good point: we do get visitors who come here over and over again. People who stick with you through thick and thin. You know who you are. Still back to the challenges. Someone did say that they tried the challenges but didn't comment because they didn't want to be put in the hall of fame. That's the idea that I'm trying with the new challenges. I haven't decided if I will open a new hall of fame or not, but we shall see if there is a demand for it. But anyway you've had a very short look at the history of robonthenet. A website full of whatever and spelling mistakes. Maybe next year I'll reveal more about the history behind the site. But until then wonder about this. You've seen how robonthenet has changed but lets consider the future. What will happen next with robonthenet? The next step will be reavealed on the 30th of September, my birthday. I think you may like it. Every last post on robonthenet can be visited in the archives. You can see how lonely it once was down here. But still who knows one day this site might be placed on the bloggers "blogs of note." If that day ever comes who knows what I will come up with as the number of viewers increases. Enjoy the thought. Someday......

Oh no, Rob's head has turned to clay along with his memory (again). Brins has said that talk like a pirate day has come and gone. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! The best time the year and we missed it. But never mind. Come see what Brins has written in celebration of this wonderful time of year. I have to say that Rob did infact laugh quite loud at Brins' priceless use of words. Rob demands that people read his work. It is worth it. Recommended by Rob himself. Brins' blog.

For those who had wondered, Rob is here and will always be here. Sorry all those who hate him but there you go. Ah but how can you hate him? Look at that face and fall in love with it. For it is your new master. Well maybe not. I mean the love bit is a bit extreme. No you can just get away with a slight liking to it. Anyway you can tell from his expression that he has something on his mind that should be good. Yes his big head has struck again. He has something to unveil on his birthday that he promisses will be great. Now I know that he has said this before and things havn't always gone according to plan like his disaster of a new website. He thought people would us his chat room. Some did but, he forgot about time differences between different countries. So when he slept others would be waking up and so on. But he has an plan to counter this by calling a time when he could be on and have others talk to him. He will have to give up hours of sleep but he can deal with it, can't you Rob. Come on don't fear the Rob. He is held safely on another computer so talking to him won't mean attack. I mean he can't bite with words. Besides I think we have trained him enough now. But he would like to meet others and have a laugh or chat with anyone just for the sake of it. Anyway remember that no matter what you do or where you go: may the Rob will be with you. 

In the Land of Rob, we discovered a small green figure. Can anyone guess where he came from? I'll give you a clue the answer's in the picutre. 

Rob's younger days.

Look what Rob found while looking through his things. A picture of himself as a child. It was one of those photos that teachers take of their pupils at the beginning of term so they don't forget who's who. When Rob saw this cried away. No wait, I cried away because Rob demanded that I never post this on his site and said that he will get me and make it look like an axcident and well, whoops. Sorry Rob too late. But I seem to have posted it. Look fans of Rob at the younger Rob and laugh at his smaller chubbier face. I know I will. But look. Look at those eyes. Is it just me or has Rob looked tired all his life?

Rob is sick of people abusing his comment system for adverts. Rob is thinking of placing a new system of blocking these things supplied by blogger. If it works it means just that it will take a few seconds longer to comment. Sorry but Rob has spoken. 

Looking through his small collection of websites (or blogs if you will) and has found that people have been using his sites for advertising things. Sorry but Rob's not here for you to advertise insurance etc. If you have a blogger profile you don't need to say where your blog is. Rob will find it anyway. Please don't abuse his sites. He has just come back from holiday and this is not what he needs to see when he returns. I mean come on. Use the comments to talk to Rob or others, you know use it for things that are usefull. Sorry but it is late over where we are and Rob is tired and a bit grumpy. Down boy. You can see it in his face. All of Rob's sites have not been abandoned. Enjoy Rob on the net don't mess it up. Cheers. Anyway enjoy the site. There is fun stuff below. Enjoy. 

In the answer to Rob's sub challenge of name one of the places he went on holiday. Well this is the answer to those pictures you saw. Well it was a short holiday. But you still have to laugh at Rob for not going far. The fool. But I guess you never guessed that any of those pictures came from here did you. There you go. 

The Rob is here to fill your lives with news of Rob. I do not know what I am talking about but that has never stopped me before. The Rob was caught unaware of this photo being taken. I tell you he went quite mad. Oh yes indeed. He was out of control. And you know what that means. He laughed his head off at the sight of his own face. Yes sir, you've never see anything so silly as a man laughing at himself. It took ten hours with trained zoo keepers with nets to find him and bring him home. Phew what a night. And of course we had to say sorry to Mrs Jones after Rob's attacks on her goldfish pond. More on that later. Anyway, on other news: Rob looks foreword to his birthday coming up. Yes we are going to have a big parade, balloons...er what's that Rob? No balloons? You're kidding? Next thing you'll be saying that you want no party hats, no musical chairs, no pass the parcel. You don't? Yet you want the drinks, the stipper...what? Don't say that infront of everyone? But they have to know what goes on in you're life. This is a blog isn't it? What? I'm not to keep saying what? Oh well. Eh? This blog isn't about your life? Well soooorrrrryyy! Some people. Erm Rob. Rob put that gun down. You'll never get away with it. That's my cue to leave I thin- 

Rob's September challenge.

While I have fun with my new camera finding new faces and whatever for different things like last year, I begin with my challenge. This film was one of those films I loved in my childhood days. Anyway in this scene there are two people speeking : "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you..." "What?" "My prank was immature and ill timed." Come on, it must be obvious. The person who gets the right answer first's name is placed in my stunning (I use the term mildly) hall of fame. But remember I need a name. No name no fame, got it? Good luck. Oh and last month's challenge. The answer was James Bong : Goldeneye.

THE HOLIDAY OF ROB IS OVER!!! Welcome back for another year of Rob. And no (for those in the back) there is no escape. Rob has you. Now, beg for mercy. That's better. Rob hopes everyone enjoyed a summer break from Rob because he's back to get in the way of your everyday life. Ah ha ha ha!!! (That was meant to be an evil laugh, ok?) With a new month we have a new challenge for you all to be confused over and puzzle until the day the world comes to an end (or more honestly, next month when Rob gives the answer). There must be some changes to this place, I mean look at it. Dust, cobwebs, the odd dead body. The things you expect to find when you return to a place after so long. Also Rob gave a challenge to name one of the places that he went on his holiday. He gave three pictures of that place. Come on guess where he went, he wants to embarrass - I mean laugh at - I mean see if you got it right. Yes that's right. Anyway Rob gives one more day for anyone to guess the answer. And now (well above anyway) Rob shall create this month's challenge. Oh and if you hadn't guest, that was the official reopening of Rob on the net.