Dated oh so very dated.

Yes when Rob read a review of these films he thought they must be good. So they may be a little old but they could still have quality.

Oh my it's more comedy than anything. How can anyone at any time ever think this is scary or even counts as horror. It's so funny it's like a spoof of itself.

I recommend this film it'll make you laugh so much something horrible will happen.

The most obvious is the sheer lack of acting anywhere. The over the top stare into the camera and speak serious technique is the kind of thing you'd expect to see in something like the simpsons and never in a real film. Also they are in somewhere like Germany but they have no German accents of any kind.

The story line is also very silly. (Spoiler alert) Really the most comical moment of the entire film is the idea of two brains a "normal brain" and a "criminal brain." Oh come on.

In another scene the monster picks up a small girl and throws her harmlessly into a shallow area of a lake where she vanishes (entirely) not even trying to swim or anything instead just goes down and stays down. Then the father walks into town carrying her saying that she has been murdered. There is no proof of this. The monster did her no harm instead of pickering her up and throwing her a very very short distance.

And I haven't even begun on the second film yet. The second one is even sillier but they do try to present the monster as more of a misunderstood character whose ashamed of his own sight. But not for long.

I tell you all watch and enjoy because it will make you laugh and it will never ever ever (and I mean it) give anyone the creeps. The people in the 1930's must have been shocked at everything if they found this so shocking. They can't be serious.

So funny.

Names Rob.......... Er........Ok Robonthenet Rob...Yeah that'll do.

Yes Rob has seen the new Bond movie. It's been out for some time now but seeing as this plague has been keeping us away from the computer for a while and when I could get near it I just forgot. So there. In your face Rob!!!!!

A great film huge and exciting. I'm not in the mood to give a review for a film chances are you've already seen so in your face. In everyone's face. Bwa ha ha ha!!!!! Now what was I talking about again? If you have read the book it's really funny just how long it takes until the film reaches where the book begins. That's an idea of how large this film is. Although the book was just really (spoiler warning for the book) bond playing cards, walks along a road bomb randomly goes off to add some excitement as a break from never ending guide of card playing, then more cards. Then some action (this is from what I can remember seeing as I had read it a few years ago back when I was still in school) then some more then book calms then more calm story telling where you really get the feeling the author is really streatching it out thin so it doesn't end to quickly since hte main plot is over. Then it ends.

Although the most boring Bond book is You only live twice. Soooooooo booooring. Yet what an ending. Yes the Bond books are all like this. Most of the stories are: Bond got up, had breakfast, went out explored a little, came back had a drink and a shower. On and on. Then some action then back to the normal pace. Then the end which is always really tense and gripping and really makes you forget the rest of the book. The books really get interesting after thunderball.

Ok ok ok. That's enough Bond. I always get carried away while writting.

Now who did not guess pingu?

Pingu the lovable penguin, and old childhood favorite, a legend of a kind and another child's show ruined by new versions (if you're ever ill or home during the day and see that pingu will be on tv watch it like Rob did just for old time's sake and prepare to laugh your head off at the sheer terribleness that has befallen pingu).

Yes he is from Antarctica yet Swiss. He's a penguin but he was created and animated and so on Switzerland. He's a bird and yes he's made of plastercine and he doesn't speak a word of any real language which is proberly a reason he is/was an international success.

That was a few years ago. I mention Pingu seeing as Rob found an old pingu video and, with an odd smile on his face, watched it. After all these years we all still have the same question "what's with that pack he carries in the intro?"

But Pingu's all well and good but does Rob have to go dancing through the street calling out something like "zibberdy zibb bad mep mep?" I guess we at team Rob will never understand Rob.

PS sorry for the lack of posts recently. Was rather ill over here.

Random words....On a subject of course.

Here's a question for you.

Who's from Antarctica yet Swiss? Who's a bird yet just plastercine? Who speaks gibberish but isn't Rob? Give up?

I think I'll leave you think it over. Go on guess but I bet it's rather easy.

An idea hit Rob last night. Seeing as the people who used to come here (no one comes here now) proberly know their way around the new (if any) don't.

So we shall make the main page in Rob's new home page into a site map of sorts. You know you open the page and there's a wee map telling you what's where so you don't find us by accident and think hmm there's nothing here. Great idea Rob.