Rob returns from the war.
It was a terrible war. Oh how awful how, tragic and how silly since it never happened.
No, Rob will never go to war. Sorry guys, he's just too darn beautiful to let his looks be destroyed in such a way.
With all the things happening it could be a sort of war..........ok it couldn't.
Oh that's not a cigarette it's a lollipop. Yeah, Rob's just so childish you see. That's the way it works.
This is not Rob. It's an impostor!!!! Honestly. Just look how ugly this guy looks. Just look how much of a geek he looks and acts like. Just what kind of freak would act this way? What are you saying this is really Rob? Ah oh well. I'm in trouble. I'm always in trouble these days why is that?