So where have I been?

Well Rob's not too sure himself. I kinda found him wondering the streets going on and on about puffins... poor guy. 

You know it's funny how the web changes after only a few years. Once upon a time Youtube was seen as somewhere to post your movies where no one will watch them (except videos of cats) and now it's just people playing video games (and posting movies where no one will watch them). How Facebook was seen as yet another way to keep in contact with friends post high school and now it's where people pretend they understand politics.

What's this got to do with puffins? Well it seems, according to Rob, that there's some kind of government conspiracy (again) where puffins are trying to control our minds for some reason. They are doing this via the internet and we're all doomed for some other reason.

Poor Rob seems he's gone a bit too batty in his old age. Maybe if I punch him in the face hard enough he might return to normal... nope now he's drooling. Worth a shot. 

I'll report back asap with an update on the nutter's status.

From the depths came a mighty squawk!

This morning there was nothing. Well ok that's a lie the world is as it should be only something was missing. Three letters and a dose of insanity. But there seemed little to show of this fact as the world carried on unaware of this outrageous absence.

Then...

With an almighty rumble from nowhere a rip appeared in the fabric of the universe revealing a dark abyss. From within the depths came a mighty squawk as a lone puffin of pure evil swooped and puffined (as all puffins do... look just go with it) its way into the world.

The people ran scared as this feather fiend began its quest to rid the world of fish. Oh no! Who could stop this monster from doing such a nasty thing?

From the rip in space came a lone hand then a body climbed out falling onto the ground with an undignified crash which he was entitled to.

Yes it was old man Rob back from where ever he had been.

Dusting himself off from abyss dust (yes abysses tend to be dusty), Rob looked upon the terror the winged menace was inflicting upon the people and with a strained effort he too took to the skies.

"Puffin," he screamed. "You're mine!"