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Saturday, January 19, 2008
The Rob song......well it's sort of a song.
I'm Robert the loony man, My clothes are from matalan. I'm no longer pretty, Since I found the chippy, I'm Robert the loony man, Rob Rob.
Why do I say such nonsense?
p.s. Don't call me Robert, I prefer Rob.
It's cold in here today for some reason. I don't know what possessed me to kick all the heaters in this mansion. Guess I just wanted a water fall or two.
But just where did that plumber get to? I only meant it as a joke when I threatened to feed him to the 'gators. Honestly no sense of humour. You should have seen the way he complained when I chained him up so he couldn't leave until he had finished his work.
Still he seemed to get into the spirit of things later on though. All those fake tears and those jokes about wanting to see some children age or something. Funny funny man. Wonder where he has wondered off to?
I found that he picked the locks off his chains. Hmm must be playing hide and seek somewhere round here. Anyway I can't look for him now, there seems to be some funny men at the door. Must be a disco mobile: all those flashing blue lights and sounds. Never a dull moment here.
It's been let's see 3 (4 this year) years since that very first post. Interesting just how much has changed.
We have a new domain name for this website, a proper bought and paid for one. Woohoo we own the rights to that name.
Look how round Rob looked all those years back. This is him now 6 stones lighter. Strange aint it.
Anyway join Rob in a toast to the past and to the future of Robonthenet. What will the future hold and just what is that Rob is drinking, we shall find out soon enough (possibly).
Although right now there's, well, nothing on it we hope we can work out how to change that.
This is the original (or at least one of the very earliest) "robonthenet"s out there.
Ah I remember a time when this site was the only one on a google or yahoo search anywhere. Believe me I searched for hours throughout every single result page. Heck we STILL RULE THOSE SEARCHES!!! The results pages are littered with links to sites related to this one. Though there are a few that have nothing to do with us, that doesn't change the fact that we rule the name.
This IS robonthenet: as it's always been, as it always will be, brought to you by the one and only Rob. Now we have a proper domain name, no one can dare say we copied them. We've been around longer.
Give me an "R!" Give me an "O!" Give me a "B!!" Give me a "ROBONTHENET!!!!!!"
Rob has just bought "robonthenet.co.uk" so maybe we can change the address for this site. Woo. A proper domain name. Shame someone beat us to ".com" but hey we're British after all so a ".co.uk" addy will do fine.
Well it's been a busy year but now it's over. Shame really I rather liked last year. Ha bet everyone I know is sick of hearing me say that. Yes 2007 was a good year, sigh, wonder what this year will bring.
Christmas is over and, alas, that big wheel in the centre of town has been taken down. Grrrrr I never went on it this year. I mean come on!! Just because Christmas is over it doesn't mean you have to take down the Christmas/new year wheel does it? What do you mean "yes?"!!!!
Oh and that snow. We lost many a man out there that day I can tell you. Poor fools. I mean it's not as if I forced them out or anything. I mean I didn't exactly say I'd shoot them if they didn't fetch me a chippy now did I? Honestly I didn't relies the gun was loaded. I never meant to hit poor Fred. Why do you all blame me!!!!!! AAAARGH!!! But that's not important.
What's important is that I'm here and that's all that matters, right? Good.
Yes it's me your good old 11 stone loon from the mad house. Yes the one without the fashion sense. I somehow doubt anyone out there remembers me... heck I'd be really surprised if anyone did. I'm starting a fresh and leaving all those other sites (I know they're technically blogs but I've never used them as such) so I can concentrate on this one. Maybe one day I'll go back to them but today they'll be left so give them a glance. Try the Fromrobtosob one. It's my master piece... I'm not that big headed before you ask.
For those who don't know me (everyone) I'm Rob. I began this site er three years back I think. It'll be fours years this autumn. I am now part of Team Sponkel on youtube which meant I have been concentrating there.
I prefer shortish posts to long boring ones no one can be bothered reading. Short and comical (I hope) ones. So I'll end this one here and begin another for the hell of it.
For the work in his new and old website:Rob has been given this award from his good friend Brins.
THE CHALLENGE OF ROB. ARE YOU WORTHY?
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Every so often Rob will be giving you a challenge to prove that you are worthy of Rob. Now we only have two challenges so far but that'll soon change. They are both the classic name the film the quote comes from and another evil question. If you think you know the answer to both or just one then you can go down in the Hall of frame if you guess right. Oh and GIVE ROB A NAME to identify yourself. NO NAME, NO FAME. It's that simple. Good luck.
This month's challenge.
Rob's subchallenge.
Rob has now begun a smaller sort of subchallenge. Rob will give you a picture and ask you about it. It's all for fun, no hall of fame. Anyway give it a try if your bored. Latest challenge.
It's only fair if I put this here.They helped Rob.
Rob is still creating this site and is learning about it as he goes. But there is along way to go still.
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Rob is still creating this site and is learning about it as he goes. But there is along way to go still.