Trainspotting and Rob
Now Danny and me are like best buds you see.
This is proof and in no way just a random selfie |
Now one day he comes to me and says, "Rob I have to make this sequal but it's just no good."
"Boily," I said. "This will not do. What you need is to remove that whole jedi guy from it and have me instead."
"Rob," he cried out dancing around the room. "Rob, you're a genius!"
And so I ripped apart that lousy script about... I dunno something about escaped beggars from jail or sick people and potatoes who cares. So I ripped it up and ate it (delicious!) and soon we were rewriting our own version. I forget what it was about but the main point was that Rob is great.
Anyway after spending all the money on a new mansion for myself old boily seemed upset for some reason. Now why would someone not be happy with that amazing mansion? Make a movie? Who wants a movie when Rob can live in comfort? Talk about selfish.
So he storms off and next thing I know he's making his own version of my film. Bah artists eh? And is Rob the star? No. How rude!
Disclaimer. This might not have happened.